Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Ghost of Christmas Present

Finds me about mid-November, taps me on the shoulder and reminds me that I have much to do, but lots of time to do it. There is:
  1. The thoughtful (preferably hand-made) gift for each family member.
  2. The Christmas village to be set up.
  3. The house to be cleaned and decorated.
  4. Cookies to bake and keep on hand for company.
  5. A nice Christmas letter to send out to all of you--you'll love it, it won't be braggy, but full of encouraging words and humor.
  6. I should spend quiet time reflecting on the true meaning of Christmas.
  7. I should not spend overmuch on all of the above.
About a week before Christmas I get unexplainably crabby and moody. No one can figure out why, including me. I wonder if it could be:
  1. My craft ability is limited to lumpy cross-stitch and laminating old pictures.
  2. I have no where to set up my Christmas village because (see #3)
  3. My house is a mess, my decorations are being destroyed by the kids and the cats.
  4. I ate the cookies.
  5. This IS your Christmas letter. Deal with it.
  6. When I sat down to reflect quietly I remembered that I had left my coffee cup downstairs. When I went to get it, I started putting away the breakfast dishes. Then the phone rang. When I got back upstairs to reflect quietly I realized my coffee cup was still in the micrwave.
  7. And I'm overdrawn.
Merry Christmas, thank goodness Jesus loves me anyway!